Seemd like a good idea

The danger of waiting in checkout lines in shops is that the temptation to impulse buy can become unstoppable.
And thereby lies the tale of why I spent about $9 on a worthless piece of sh** that looks as though it'll work perfectly, but doesn't
A knife to halve the avocado, the oval thingy to extract the stone, and then the "lines" to slice and scoop the flesh, all at the same time.
The only thing that's been scooped is my wallet.
I know, I'm a stupid bugger.

Oh, and Happy St Patrick's Day to all.

Ah well...