Grown up mature collie?!

Went to the beach with my very gorgeous golden retriever boyfriend, Ozzy.

Met a five month old chocolate brown puppy labrador. I wasn't really that interested in him but Ozzy decided that it would be fun to play at rolling around on the sand with him. Honestly how immature is that?!! I just stood and watched and thought, 'I'm such a grown up mature little collie'.

Then I had another thought........................ Perhaps Ozzy is gay?

Maybe that's why he's never tried to get into bed with me?! I've tried to get into bed with him loads of times.

...........................I hope I'm not going to get dumped for a five month old male puppy???!!!

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