Cailleach

By Cailleach

Barking....

At first, I was slightly worried that this lovely lady was one of those people you read about in the papers......the ones who go shopping in their onesies.

What's all that about anyway? Who really thinks that going to Tesco in their jammies is a good idea? We had a couple in our shop the other day - still in their night attire, and smelling as though they'd been festering in bed for ten years. They were very polite though, which is more than I can say for a very sweet-scented gent yesterday, who, on being informed that Piriton (anti-histamines) can make some people drowsy, snapped, 'You don't have to tell me that; I'm not only a toxicologist, I'm an ENT specialist!'

I hope he was also a mind reader, as he'd have clearly heard me telling him he was a complete tosser into the bargain......

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