Baldrick

Baldrick is a nothing in particular dog, going about his nothing in particular business, which, incidentally is of no interest to anybody. His only claim to fame is that he is rather good at parkour which he interprates by jumping off walls or people's bottoms, if and when they are presented in a useful position. A natural, self taught talent. Apart from that, nothing. He can't even sit when asked, let alone still, but to his credit, he doesn't smell at all and appears to be self-cleaning. He happens to be our dog and we are very, very fond of him, and he of us.