A slice of Lesley's life

By Lesley

Happy Birthday mom

As far as I could tell my mom's day pretty much went like this....

breakfast outside in the sun, moor walking, pub lunch, cards, presents, fizz, birthday cake, dinner, card tricks

...and finally, she ended her 70th Birthday learning Apple on a Stick from her youngest grand-daughter.

She even made a speech. Which is fairly unimaginable. But was lovely and included this:

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple,
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

(Jenny Joseph)

Fabulous memorable family day,

Lesley x

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