Waffles, Bacon & Maple Syrup

Passed the Tesco café this morning, where a sign was making potential customers aware that they could “treat” themselves to a breakfast of waffles & bacon with a drizzle of maple syrup. I gagged then & even typing this now I had the involuntary need to retch.

I know it’s a thing. I just don’t get why it’s a thing. Who was the person eating their waffles & bacon who said “this isn’t sweet enough. What it needs is some maple syrup”?

Why stop there I ask? Why not break out the Neapolitan ice cream & chuck a scoop of that on?

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