'Cause it's getting so hard

It's the Phil Collins hangover!

That is when you wake upp in the morning and everybody?s turned into Phil Collins. Your neighbour, your girlfriend, boyfriend, even the goldfish look?s like Phil Collins. And you instantly start hearing ?Another day in paradise? in your head.

And you know, you wouldn't mind, for yea, he's from Genesis, and a heck of a drummer. He's got that nice smile in every pic from ear to ear and the "I can't dance"-video which made you laugh in the 80's. He's actually kinda sad for he never grew up, I mean tall. And he's bald. But no worries, he sniffed coke like Elton and had model's up to his neck. It's actually so annoying. He doesn't even look like shit and he's a billionare or something. And that over appreciated "Mama" and it's lyrics sounds like they're from Norman Bates's pen. And he's always smiling, whatta prick...

And that's how axe-murderers are born.

(The cat is an eunuch so he has a good reason for drinking)

The Phil Collins song, well actually it's a Genenis song, for today isNo son of mine

Enjoy your saturday..I think there's a big change that I'm wondering to Epiphany75 this evening, just for a drink.