Not a hard question

We haven't looked at L'Affaire du Grand Cochon for a while, matters Ukrainian being too serious for sideshows.  So let's take another look at Bigpiggygate, what it's doing to the Piggery and the wider confidence of Toytown. The Toytown population's jaws have since hit the floor and stayed there, as more has leaked out. But then, it's hard to clean up a fully operational pigsty. The Core Piggery has been trying to claim that Big Pig is now Churchillian, unicorn-like.

Toytown is now debating whether an, um, Unileopardcorn thingy can change its spots. It's a short discussion on unsuitable metaphors.

[Unileopardcorn thingy seen in Helen's shop window.]