Up close and personal.

Bit of shopping, a fair few different shops. Then the supermarket. Came home, tried some new jeans on, then put my old ones back on.

Went to my mums. where It was noticed that half of my bum cheek was hanging out through a huge rip.

Let’s all just hope that I ripped them when I was putting them back on. And hadn’t exposed myself to West Yorkshire.

If by any chance you saw a right buttock this morning in Birstall. I apologise.

Here’s a sheep.