Everything you know is wrong

Absolutely everything. How does a plane fly? Who invented the Television? Why are trees?

You don't believe me? Let's you and me have a little demonstration shall we? Are you ready to have your walls of perception smashed down by the big, swingy weight of knowledge?

Ok, and don't try to be clever or try to out-guess me, just say the answer that you think is correct. Ok?

Right! How many hearts does a human being really have?
Come on... Just say the number that you think is right...

Oh... Ok, so you did know that. Ok, we'll that's a bit awkward...

How about Nature? Is a Salmon a fish or an insect?

What's that? A fish? Well, yes, it is as it happens.

Err...


Damn.