Dinner time

Gull 1: I'm hungry
Gull 2: I just had some chips
Gull 1: Where did you get them from?
Gull 2: Outside McDonalds. Some idiot just left theirs on the floor so I had 'em
Gull 1: Don't you have any standards? It's all about Harry Ramsden's, don't you know? You can't just eat any old crap. People will think we're scavengers or something..................ooh look, a bin bag, last one there's a pigeon......