Mrs. Mallard's Happy Dance

Mr. Mallard had just stopped by for a brief conjugal visit, and I mean brief.  It involved a lot of splashing and, not being too familiar with mallard love, at first I thought he was trying to drown her when he appeared to be trying to push her underwater but then I figured out what was happening.  I put his "approach" in Extra where I envisioned him saying "hi honey, I'm home" a millisecond before he jumped her.