279 days old

What is this I see before me?
Crisps? what are these strange things you speak of?
Wotsits, cheese wotsits?
I am intrigued, are they really for me?
Well, I don't mind if I do,
They taste quite yummy thank you.
Can I have these again please?
NO? What you mean NO?! Sproutling doesn't do NO!
Rare treat? I hope you mean a more often rare treat?
Or I shall have to stare you out till you give in!

(This is sproutlings first ever packet of crisps, bar a pack he stole off older sibling, parent 1 is pretty strict on the diet he has!)