Where is everyone?

We decided to take a little bus to West Barns today, for investigative purposes. We walked down Sea Road and over some very rabbity land to arrive at Belhaven Bay...then realised why no-one else was there, apart from a pair of unruffled swans. It felt a bit like a disaster movie, although in the end the worst that happened to us was losing a couple of layers of skin. Now I know how the Glasgow tenements felt in the 1980s.

Like all the best disaster films, it ended with a happy scene - the ruddy twosome tuck into mince round and neeps.