Difference

The difference between men and boys,
Is the noise of the toys.

Being old, I bought a more convenient, neighbour-considerate chainsaw for the firewood sessions - a small electric one.  (...and new chainsaw trousers, 5L of chain oil, and still saved £50 compared to the 'show price' of the exact same product).

Then I got out the old big noisy beastie to break down the bigger logs stored in the garden while the littl'un was charging.