Clematis

We were lured into the garden when we took Joe home. Paul wanted us to admire his Clematis arch. It does look lovely. He's definitely got a talent for gardening. I bought some trousers fromTesco today after trying many ill fitting pairs on in M & S. I went through the self checkout aisIe and then  got home and realised they still  had the electronic tag on. It did beep when I left and I went back in. Nobody appeared so I continued on my merry way, thinking the beep wasn't for me. I had to slink back tonight and ask them to remove the tag. Imagine the report " Ancient Blipper arrested for shoplifting"