I’m not an artist.


You know you’re in Arizona when…
* You noticed your car overheating before you started it.
* You no longer associate bridges and rivers with water.
* You realize that “Valley Fever“ isn’t a disco dance.
* You see two trees fighting over a dog.
* You buy salsa by the gallon.
* You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
* Most of the restaurants in town have the first name “El” or “Los.”
* Kids ask, “What’s a mosquito?.“