A Clean Shave

I would love to say that my insanely hairy legs are a feminist choice as an eff you to patriarchal nonsense beauty standards, but honestly it's because I find shaving to be more annoying and boring than housework, and not even slightly worth the 1 day (max) of hairless leg beauty that all that effort achieves. But, I have a fancy do to attend tomorrow so it's Smooth Leg City for me!