Back at the bird feeder

I have been carrying out a customer satisfaction questionnaire. Here are some of the answers supplied by the sparrows.
 
‘We love Martinski’s seeds.’ (Great.)
‘He doesn’t always replenish the feeder when it runs out.’ (True. It’s deliberate.)
‘He scolds us for spilling the seeds.’ (True.)
‘That man seems to spend a lot of time on his laptop.’ (True.)
‘The feeder is awkward. Martinksi forgot to pull out the little perches.’ (This has been rectified.)
‘The appearance of this feeder had improved our lives.’ (Aw, shucks.)

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