Huffin Puffin

Meet Huffin Puffin, Big Pig’s new press spokesbird. And here we are, back in Toytown. Regular readers will recall how angry the toys at large are with Big Pig.

Next week, perhaps, possibly, just maybe, Toytown will see publication of the Beryl Beige Bulk Barbecues Report. The toys already know the basics. They hear that Big Pig says he only had one spank from the Terrier Squad, after Cassata Cluck set them loose. But they also hear that the Protectors of Public Rectitude didn’t ask him about any of the other barbecues., so how could he be spanked?

So Huffin Puffin is going to be busy whatever Beryl Beige says, knowing no-one will believe him anyway. It’s worth remembering the very first thing Huffin said about Big Pig on his first day in the job.

“He’s not entirely mad.”