Every now and then we all need a little bit of help. Today was my day. Nice young lady and nice Madre (who excited to become an Abuela). I’m trying to learn one Spanish word every time I see them. They think I’m funny. Go figure.

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Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. I think I can see the future.
Doctor: When did it start?
Patient: Next Friday.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A middle name.

When you are 20 and you drop something you bend over and pick it up.
When you are 80 and you drop something, you decide you don’t need it anymore.