On Parade

Into Kirkwall for Scottish CD.  I was swept  away in a flow of Glaitness School bairns.  It’s all to do with platinum celebrations.  I had no idea that the platinum price had risen so high.  Lead plummeted, Otis Lifts were up and down all day.  This is where I’ve been wrong all along.  I’ve had my money (i.e. my allowance from CMC) in cardboard, blu tac and putty futures.
 
Defrost this Blip overnight and serve with relish.
 
Mary Beard wasn’t available for comment.