Wicked

Homeward bound today and the security line took 4 minutes as opposed to the 40 on Friday, this was facilitated by the evil witch on the desk who was asking everyone if they had cosmetics in their bags…but I don’t understand how people still, after however many years, think that a normal sized, opaque toiletries bag counts as a 1 litre transparent plastic bag and as for the guy who emptied his pockets and then put his mobile back in his trouser pocket…