Dead Calm!

Well it was until the incident involving Mrs B, a faulty changing hut lock, cries for help, loud banging on a door, a startled Italian lady and a lifeguard rescue*

*Coming to a big screen near you this season starring;

Tom Cruise as Sergio the Lifeguard.
Sophia Loren as the Startled Italian Lady
And Mrs B .............. as the wee hot, embarrassed Scottish lady that emerges from the changing hut!