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Dear O'H dear & Lovely Tea Jenny,

I had my hair done yesterday. I mentioned to Lorena, my hairdresser that I might still have some paint in my hair from the weekend.

“Don’t worry about it,” she said, “One of my clients came in the other week with a yellow streak in her platinum blonde hair. It turned out she’d been out on the lash the night before. On her way home, she got chips and curry sauce. Some of the her hair ended up in the curry sauce and she couldn’t get the stain out before she came!”

I’m glad I have dark hair!

C

PS I think the orchid is ill!