Watch the Birdie

This wildlife photography is easier than it's cracked up to be. So you might appreciate some more Top Ten Top Blip Tips.
First, go outside. With your camera. Then, find a bird, cow or, I don't know, killer whale or something. Then take its picture. Then go a bit closer and take its picture again. Keep going closer, taking more pictures until you bump into it with your camera at which point, it will sigh and then fly (or, in the cases of the cow or Killer Whale, walk or swim) off.

This one needs to do its hair.

And, whilst Wildlife Photography might be easy, Football isn't. We crashed out of the annual 6-a-side tournament today. To the other team from our department. Which included my brother. It doesn't get much worse than that. You can see me pulling a comical face and wearing comical socks here. It was neck and neck into extra time until an knackered knee exposed our arrogant "we don't need any substitutes" policy.