Intuder Alert! Exterminate!!

I've just invested in a posh, new, state-of-the-art, composter thingy.

The reason for this bit extravagance is that the old one (this one), which cost "nowt" anyway, had a disconcerting habit of going over like a felled tree every time I reached a certain stage of extraction.

Never famous for sobriety of character, I just couldn't resist this one.

10 seconds timer definitely no worky, so there I crouched, like a wazzack, counting elephants to estimate when it was safe to move after 45 secs.

"Upstream"