Little Smasher

We got the post work lethargy and didn't make our dinner tonight. Instead plumping for the local chippy for our delights.

The problem with taking S to this sort of shop is that her eyes wander (especially when she's not paying :P ) . What does she spot, but some ghastly blue drink and she decides that this is the drink for her tonight.
So one bottle of "Little Smasher" is purchased. It must be pointed out now that "Little Smasher" is not alcoholic, not filled with sugar, but is a Sugar free soft drink that is available over the counter for thirty five of your british pennies.

Being 35p, it tasted gash.