Midget on a ladder method

To retrieve a paraglider using this method first attach a small man to the end of a ladder, remembering to tie securely. Lean ladder against bush or tree. Instruct/command/coerce small man in order to retrieve paraglider, moving or vigorously shaking ladder if necessary. If difficulty is encountered poke with a long stick. Be careful not to catch paraglider with stick as it may rip the fabric. If small man refuses, hang from nearest tree and find another one.

Called in at Frocester on way back from Tetbury. Seemed rude not to. Usual skivers present.