Summer Holidays in Britain

Sitting miserably on a perch, trying to dry out after the latest downpour, this tourist to Britain's Summer of 2022 had had enough.

"Its always the same," moaned the Swallow "the Summer weather in this country always lets you down."

"Next year", said the Swallow, "Forget all that 'Britain's insect life has so much to offer your young chicks' rubbish, we're going to stay in the South of France where it is sunny and dry and there's still plenty of nice tasty insects."

As always this is better large.