Fizzicality.....

The moment I knackered my joint.....
I could tell it was an arm of extinction, a real bad bender,
Weird looking, such a bind,
Say wouldn't you like to know
the swearing inside my mind?

So let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork when I'm in A&E.....

....but I did get a pay rise today, so in spite of the fact that I can do nothing with the elbow I appear to have buggered (medical term for you there), if you get round here for about half seven, we'll have a wee glass of bubbly, ok?

PS Better bring your own champagne glass.....I only have six!