Caught in the act

“Don’t touch the quinoa salad, Mattie – it’s for our guests.”
“OK, mum, I won’t.”

“Seriously, I haven’t got time to make any more.”
“Yes. I heard you the first time, mum.”

Two seconds later, as he wanders up to get his trainers on for his training session, he catches sight of a bowl of quinoa salad. Like Oscar Wilde, Ottawacker Jr. can resist anything but temptation.