"First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange blackcurrant juice out of a champagne glass reused co-op bottle. 
Is this what the people of Bel-Air  London living like?
Hmm, this might be alright"

Except its not though is it. Ticket mess up means I lucked out, 1st class cos the only seats left and a refund. 
8 people in this carriage. 2 others similarly empty. 
And then there's 5  carriges of people in the standing in the aisles, sitting in luggage racks and crammed in the vestibule. Ridiculous.