Solid oak coffee table..

.. matt varnish the top and paint everything else white. Looks less heavy.
Neighbour not a happy bunny. We're staying in and not moving our car until we know what he's going to get up to! It can't be easy for him. A couple of pensioners have parked on the access to his barn and they are still there 10 days later.

PS. I should add the farmer does have access to his barn from his yard next door.