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the Spreading Jacobs Rock tree drinking coffee !!
What a morning !!! 
Went to 8:30 Church Service as I was reading today.
One of the Parishioners makes me a sheet in large print so I can read it without mistakes.That's the idea anyway.
I picked it up and sat in my pew .
I didn't read over the piece and just got up when it was time.
I was in full flow until it came to a sudden end.????
The chaps printer had stopped and the rest was missing.!! 
The Vicar came forward with her sheet.
All was going well until I got tongue tied and had three goes at saying 
Damascus !!! I couldn't believe it !!!
Everyone said I did well.Oh yeah only as they don't want the job !!
It better not be published in the Parish magazine else I'm emigrating !!!