The BFG

The silhouette 0f the pancake stone reminded me of the BFG. I had such fun reading it to my kids when they were young, along with a West Country accent for himself.

Words of wisdom from the BFG

"Two rights don't equal a left."

"What I mean and what I say is two different things," the BFG announced rather grandly."

"Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life."

"The matter with human beans," the BFG went on, "is that they is absolutely refusing to believe in anything unless they is actually seeing it right in front of their own schnozzles."

Sounds like he watches Parliament 24hrs.