They Dragged Me Kicking and Screaming

Into the vets.

To be more accurate they dragged me across the slippery floor as I tried to flee the scene.  I was too busy sliding to do the kickings.  And naturally I wasn't going to scream like a girl.

Andy the kindly vet examined all my legs (4).  The upshot is, I probably have the arthritis, just like the Wretched One, who has offered to lend me her Tai Chi videos. Andy says I would make a fortune if I mastered the art.  So I imagine TWO will have me in training first thing tomorrow, the heat be damned.

I fear my Aintree dreams are shattered.