Bah, humbug!

Yesterday, my friend the Broon boy posted a photo of a 'snail'.

As you may know I'm almost related to the great Lord Attenborough (and therefore know all about gorillas, and tigers, and, um, stuff like that) but even so, it was perfectly obvious to anyone with even the most basic knowledge of The Magic Roundabout, that Broon's 'snail' was no more than a mint humbug plonked on top of some plasticine.

And to prove my point, I've gone into the garden to find a real gastropod. The difference is remarkable, as I'm sure you'll agree.

I hope Mr Broon is ashamed of his indefensible deception and will give us all a refund immediately......