The Drip

Dear O'H dear & Lovely Tea Jenny,

We had the boiler service and the guy asked if he could use the loo when he was finished.

And left A PEE DRIP in front of the loo. WHICH I HAD TO CLEAR UP.

This is why everyone should sit down. I might start a new campaign - ‘Skip the drip’ or ‘Seat your bum for a number 1’. I expect that it will be hugely popular (with at least 50% of the population). I will hand out flyers made from sheets of loo roll with a picture of a drip and a red line through it.

I should probably put all this in the feedback request they sent me!

C