CMC and her sister

Don't ask which is which as I've never known.  They come at me out of the sun, just when l least expect it.  Both are on my case 24/7.  When they 'chat' they go into a zone that no man has ever been into.  They discussed the population of Hoy, nearly everyone else in the County and Sean Batty.

CMC says she feels like a pensioner.  I went and prepared myself on a bed of lettuce.