Can I Get Some Privacy To Finish My Meal?

He snarled at me and called me an opportunistic paparazzi, among other things!  I assured him that I would be very glad to send him to a very private place.  I did, however, fail to mention that private place was inside my stomach.  I could say that I feel bad about it, but he tasted so good that I don't feel bad about it all!  You may see what I see or you may see something entirely different.  Pareidolia is very subjective and you won't hurt my feelings......

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