KCNQ2Haiku

By KCNQ2Haiku

Renault Master Dance!

Family lunch. Walk,
see herons and dragonfly..
AND Renault Master!

Sometime during the pandemic Ben became obsessed with Renault Master vans.  Yes, it's a bit odd.  But it has developed into more of a fun game than you might think!!  When a van is driving towards us we all have to decide if it has the tell tale signs of Renault Mastery... the particular shape of the lights, the height, any of the 3 distinct types of diamond on the bonnet (yes, any mark of Renault Master is included in the game, thus increasing tricky-ness) and the first to announce "Renault Master" correctly wins. Simple. Woe betide you if you wrongly claim "Renault Master" as you will unceremoniously lose a precious point.  As a bonus, if a Renault Master drives past you as a pedestrian, you are allowed (even encouraged) to sing,  "Renault, Renault Master; Renault Master; Renault Master; Renault, Renault Master; Renault Master; Renault Master."  And leap about (see photo!) Older teen declines to participate but the rest of the family are active participants.  
My mum and step dad came for lunch today and then we had a walk by the river and lake.  Ben was a bit pushy and highly strung but he did manage everything in the end and hold it all together, so it was a win.  It's just a shame that you can't have leisurely conversations as it's a full time job just to keep him moving and on track.  As we rounded the lake, heading back to the car park Ben spotted a Renault Master.  Much joy!! And ensuing Renault Master dance!

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