At least ….

… It wasn’t a smart fucking motorway. I’ve done that before and it’s fucking scary. I said to AA guy I didn’t fancy trying to change a wheel on the hard shoulder of the M57. He said: “I don’t blame you, mate”.

We looked at the tyre, which was ripped to shreds. I said: “That looks fucked”. He said “Well, that’s one way of putting it”. He didn’t disagree with my assessment.

These guys are the fucking boss. They keep the fucking world turning.

Does my language offend? Then go and change a wheel on the hard shoulder of the M57. And then go back to your family, being thankful you’re still alive.

I’m home and fine. Thanks for asking.