Houston, we have a problem

Not really, especially as that has to be the understatement of all time. There are many defences against slugs including copper tape, nasty sharp stones which hurt their little tummies (Ed: not nearly enough), and that aptly named product Slug Death. Beer traps too, though either the beer evaporates too fast or the slugs drink it (Ed: the latter, trust me). Still, it’s helpful to have plants the little ****ers don’t like. Most of what we have is on this list. The list clearly lies!