Addiction.

Hi my name is Neil and I am an addict. Ever since giving up chocolate at lent I have substituted the medicinal uses of coco with higher class recreational habit of Freddie Frogs and of late Cheeky Monkeys.

A packet for breakfast, one for lunch and a handful with every venture into the kitchen, even smuggling them into the workplace. I fear I may skip the progression to cocaine completely and get caught in a sherbet early grave.

True story.