A Little Peculiar

Thanks to Mole for stepping out of her comfort zone and hosting mono Monday for August. She even had FIVE weeks to host!

I liked the theme but I had a hard time thinking of something that was quirky or peculiar. I looked up things that people did that were peculiar/quirky and one person said they squeegee themselves before they get out of the shower. Yikes!

Here’s mine. I have no nails on my big toes. Just little bits of hard skin near the nail base. (You will be sorry if you look in large) 
Peculiar enough?

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A police officer calls the station. "I have an interesting case here, he says. "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested her?" asks the sergeant.
"No, not yet. The floor is still wet."

A thief broke into my house last night. He was looking for money, so I woke up and searched with him.

If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with, "I really shouldn't tell you this..."

When I see lovers' names carved into trees, I don't really think about how cute it is. My mind keeps wondering how many people take knives on a date.