Autumn is coming

Scraping the bottom of the barrel for blipping ideas but there's no denying that Autumn is virtually here. Acorns have begun dropping. This one has browned since I picked it up earlier this week.

Message received that computer is due 6th Sept but the monitor might not arrive before 14th. Makes it difficult to get set up rightly and you will have to endure more phone photos.

Did you watch Have I Got News for Boris? billed as a tribute to our outgoing PM. They were careful to use news and clips which were all eminently verifiable showing what a tw*t he is. Sadly, we are due to get someone even worse in post on Monday.

Market, Finkins, Colin. Colin was in a strange mood. He wasn't ill yesterday just mightily pissed off that he had been sold a second hand leather bag.