Dicky Birding Into The Jiffy Pipe

What-ho, Squiffy. This twenty minuter dang near pranged his kite to flip side into the briney. What a turn up that would have been for the plus fours at the lazy end of the feet up. Blinky's going have to tap his fingers sore as a rubber desk johnny on the bugle if he wants to earn his jolly hollies. Oh well, I dare say it will all turn out sausage shaped after the toad's in his hole. Pip pip, and see you all at the bun dance.