Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

The clinic

The supply of vasectomy equipment is running low in the Cornish Surgery. Two bricks do the job, no anaesthetic, result. Oddly we do not have a queue. However ladies do drag their beloved here for the treatment, not certain that it's for family planning reasons in most cases.


In other news.............

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

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