Bishop to Queen!!

Himself has put on the news. Dear God in Govan,  listening to these tv pundits talking about the Queen being part of their family because her face was on their crockery!!! 
All we will get is this purile nonsense until the poor woman is buried. 
Now I'm watching the new King Charles  Spaniel waxing on  about Camilla  yada yada ya. 
I liked the old bird but I've no time for her brood and I think all this fawning rubbish by journalists and the great and the good is turning people off in droves and putting people off the only member of the Firm that was genuine.
Pomp and  Circumstances, the one thing the Empire is still good at.
Time for change me thinks. To what though I don't know either. 
RIP Betty. Paddington will miss you!
Extra . The new king.